6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm
To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. It pays well (as we’ve pointed out before) and requires you
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Having actually been a sperm donor, I can say that you had better
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Sperm donation is a textbook example of a buyer’s market; thousands of compulsively masturbating dudes are jockeying to impregnate a slim number of eggs. To even be considered, you and your sperm have to meet their criteria."They scored
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You obviously must be male (or a very talented female), usually between 18 and 35, and live within an hour’s drive of the sperm bank.
Also, you need to have a high school degree or better. The bank I went to required that you at least be enrolled in college, if not already a college graduate. Some banks request that you pursue a graduate degree because they can then charge an extra premium for PhD sperm. If you happen to be from an Ivy League school, even better.
You generally have to be white, as most sperm recipients are white couples. You must be in shape, since who wants a fatty for a kid (and if your fatness isn’t genetic, your laziness might be)?"I trained well for this golden opportunity."
Some banks even set restrictions on hair and eye color; the world’s largest sperm bank recently stopped accepting sperm from redheads because nobody wants a goddamn carrot top, and their stockpile of ginger jizz was going to waste. In essence, you need to be a tall, dark and handsome Vitruvian Man from a good school
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5. They Will Need to Know Everything About You (and Your Family)
OK, so it’s understandable that parents want a good looking kid. Hell, they’re dropping upwards of $41,000 per baby, so this better be the damn Cadillac of babies. Naturally, to ensure only the highest grade human, the next step is to complete a medical history form.
Who knew the stork would be so picky?
If you’ve ever donated blood, you’re already somewhat familiar with the process. In addition to the standard battery of health questions, you also need ensure you’ve never had sex with a man from Africa since 1977 for money or drugs or shared a bus seat with anyone who has. But after that, the medical
cheap michael kors questionnaire quickly becomes less of a standard health form and more of detailed catalog of every runny nose and weird rash that you or any member of your extended family has had.
In keeping with the practice of only taking the best of the best, there are 50 or so disqualifying conditions (again, depending on the bank), and something
michael kors handbags outlet as minor as a food allergy can knock you out of
cheap Michael Kors the running. That’s the kind of moral they don’t teach in Highlights.
If you’re still thinking this doesn’t sound too difficult, realize that by submitting the form, you’ve given them carte blanche to interrogate you on the most intimate details of your life. If your medical history is decent, they give you a follow up call to ask a few questions, so you have to be ready to explain any anomalous conditions or deaths in your family tree."Demanding satisfaction runs in his family. That’s a black mark."
I had an uncle who died at a relatively young age in a workplace accident and I was asked to produce a newspaper article or obituary verifying my claim. I also
cheap Michael Kors had one set of grandparents who both died in their late sixties from heart attacks, which naturally was a cause for concern.Articles Connexes：